* Because this post gets so many hits from Google, e-mail me and I'll be happy to send you dimensions and rough instructions for building your own set of monkey bars.
Step 1 - Draw up plans
Step 2 - Buy lumber (not lumberjacks, a common mistake of first-time builders)
Step 3 - Hire an Amishman
Step 4 - Enjoy your monkeybars
Step 5-(optional) - Climb monkeybars to take pictures of your garden from an exciting new perspective
I didn't know Lyndi could draw that well. It's so professional!
ReplyDeleteAmen, Shawn.
ReplyDeleteSUCKERS!!!!!!!
I plum near forgot about that episode... that one RAWKS DUDE!
ReplyDeleteHow do you build a monkey?
ReplyDeleteStep 1. Go to your local hardware store and buy a monk. Any denomination will do.
ReplyDeleteStep 2. Give the monk a key.
Step 3. Hide in embarrassment over reply.
I'm sure that the Postal Service will frown upon this, but I sent a loaded gun via Express Mail to you a few days ago. It should be arriving in your mail box any day now. Go ahead and "off yourself" for the stupid monkey instructions.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Can I have your guitar amp?
Nope, the guitar amp is being willed to voices in my head. You can have a box of sawdust from my garage and instructions on how to turn them into a scale replica of Mount Rushmore.
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