My wife says I have a problem. You see, it all started fifteen years ago when I bought my first house and saw graffiti spring up on street signs in the neighborhood. Wanting to do my best to protect my property value I started cleaning it off with paint thinner or denatured alcohol. Since that time I've cleaned countless bits of spray paint, paint pens, and stickers.
A year or so ago a new foe caught my eye... those dreaded signs nailed to every tree, post, and slow moving geezer. Despite learning that I could be fined $500 simply for cleaning up an illegal public nuisance (I'm supposed to contact the city with an EXACT address of the sign) I simply MUST ACT!
Because these ne'er-do-wells sometimes stand on the tops of their trucks to nail their signs I've had to get creative... hence the Super-Patented(pending)-Sign-Removal-Device!
Just this past week it brought in a bumper crop!
In other news, can anyone tell me what to expect from this ping-pong sized egg attached to my garage? I'm kinda skeered.
Did you really do that to the hammer?
ReplyDeleteI keep it hidden in the garage so you don't have my committed.
ReplyDeleteI'm so proud that you're our friends. :)
ReplyDeleteIf you want to maintain your high social standing you'd best be careful in fraternizing with admitted criminals :)
ReplyDeletecriminals?
ReplyDeleteJust go read my comment on elephant child's post June 1.
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I created a similar device to remove a garbage can from one of our neighborhood ponds. I think I'll mention that on the old blog.
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