It's That Time Again

5/1/2010
Has there ever been
A full Funny Five audit?
My faith is shaken.

5/2/2010
“Wine is for woman
“and queers,” said the dimwit as
He drank his lite beer.

5/3/2010
A long overdue
Internal review process
100 days strong.

5/4/2010
I cannot resist
We will surely be buried.
Six tomato plants.

5/5/2010
Regretting the choice
That I made in my warm car:
No bike, drove to work.

5/6/2010
I just cannot wait
For our private date: Just us
And only one child.