ON FIRE!

8/1/2010
Excuse me, dear sir
But could I kindly ask you
To stop kicking me?

8/2/2010
This day is taking
Far more than its rightful share
Of sweet work day hours.

8/3/2010
Where did I misplace
That thing I was just holding?
It was oozing grease.

8/4/2010
That Martin Luther
Was a very fine old man
Face washed – frying pan.

8/5/2010
Seven more minutes
Until I can return home
And my wife hugs me.