Running a Marathon

11/30/2010
Fished out one by one
Noisily go the peanuts
From a plastic dish

12/1/2010
Seriously, folks,
Is there some kind of limit
To writing haikus?

12/2/2010
It’s confession time:
While he was on vacation
I removed the squeak.

12/3/2010
Have I yet mentioned
How much I really dislike
Training someone else?

12/4/2010
Christmas is coming
But someone lost our fat goose
So we’ll have chicken.

12/5/2010
Every haiku post
Has at least one where I write
Of my gorgeous wife.

12/6/2010
“You’re too old for here
“And besides, you were sleeping.”
My taxes at work.

12/7/2010
All I did today
Was zip and move lots of files.
Lots of big, big files.

12/8/2010
You want me to train
Two more people plus Austin?
Please just kill me now.

12/9/2010
They have changed their minds.
It’s only one trainee and
Someone else trains him.