Monday, January 10, 2011

Next to Last

12/10/2010
Lunch with my brother
Once a year – that’s all we do.
I’m wondering why.

12/11/2010
The execs were here
They closed down/broke the mens room
Too full of doodie.

12/12/2010
I wish that I knew
What I should make for dinner
That would please them all.

12/13/2010
The tricky part is
To get all your shopping done
Before your cash ends.

12/14/2010
Joshua forgot
And left his bookbag at home
The thing weighs a ton.

12/15/2010
Five stinky hours spent
Snaking out a clogged sewer
I missed a phone call.

12/16/2010
Christmas shopping with
The Amish at the Wal-Mart:
Did they buy a Wii?

12/17/2010
Only on eBay
Can you sell your tainted youth.
Monster mags for sale!

12/18/2010
My wife will sure love
What I got her for Christmas
At least I hope so.

12/19/2010
Happy birthday, dear
You are such a great daughter-
Lyndi is the best!

2 comments:

Taylorswift! said...

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Daddy! i love you.

Taylorswift! said...

you are the best dad ever 2 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i cant get the song out of my head called Hot and cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!