Sunday, August 5, 2007

Meant To Be

My wife is a notorious blogger and often gets tagged to take quizzes from other bloggers. One recent quiz was to find out what Jane Austin female character she is most like. She scored Elinor Dashwood from Sense and Sensibility:

As Marianne's older sister, Elinor lives at the other end of the emotional spectrum. She rarely reveals her intense feelings and is more concerned with being honest and loyal than having what she deserves. Even though her intentions are pure, she sets herself up for loss by constantly placing other people before her own needs. Overall, Elinor is gentle and rational but is just as capable of radical emotions (despite her withholding them) as her sister.

She's just taking their word for it because, try as she might, my lovely wife is not able to choke down more than a few pages of Jane Austin before erupting with "WHY DON'T THESE CRYBABY NINNIES STOP STABBING EACH OTHER IN THE BACK?!?!?!" and putting the book back on the shelf.

I then took a quiz to find out what Jane Austin male character I am most like and scored Edward Ferrars:

Edward Ferrars from Sense and Sensibility is one of the most awkward characters you'll come across, but it's endearing once his better qualities come out. He's devoted, extremely true to his word, and gentle.

I'm taking their word for it because, try as I might I could not choke down more than a few pages of Jane Austin during high school before erupting with "NOTHING IS HAPPENING!!!! WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS JUST TALKING?!?!?" and turning to the Cliff Notes.

As it turns out, our characters fall in love and get married to each other in Sense And Sensibility. *sniff* True love...


Melynda said...

Now I can't stop singing a certain Duran Duran song. I am HARDLY notorious, dear but you are the bee in my bonnet. Or maybe I'm reminded of a song covered by They Might Be Giants.

We met in the springtime at a hotel lobby.
It was on the Circle C when it was time to go.
We kissed on the sidewalk in the middle of the night
I held your hand, you held mine,
It was the best night of my life.

Robotface Shumway said...

I found a new friend underneath my pillow.

Robotface Shumway said...

Uvulapie vs. Uvualpie

So, which is it?

uvualpie said...

No clue to what you're talking about... My head is full of cottage cheese.

scott said...

Aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye?

Robotface Shumway said...

Please pass the milk, please.
Please pass the milk, please.

Robotface Shumway said...

Leave me alone! Leave me alone!

Uvulapie said...

I'm having a heart attack.