At my work we just added a new client who just happens to be named Googins. Just like the words "gravy", "wombat", and many others, for some reason I find this name highly amusing and cannot keep myself from using it frequently throughout the day.
"Honey, please pass the googins."
"I would have made the light if it weren't for those googins."
"Where in the googins did I put my googins?"
"Few things hit the spot like googins and toast on a brisk autumn morning."
"My googins is in the shop. Can I borrow your crustacean until it's back?"
"Anybody seen the googins?"