Tuesday, March 30, 2010

A Friendly Warning

Know that Fifth-Third Bank
Will not call at five A.M.
About your check card.


There is no joy like
Finding that you possess a
Cancer-free colon.


Elephantschild said...

Wouldn't have thought you were old enough to need to discover the inner secrets of your colon, but congratulations anyway! LOL.

Ricky H said...

Don't know about Fifth-Third Bank, but Walkoverya Bank will call at 8:03 AM on a SUNDAY to harass you about the 25% of your van payment that's only a couple of weeks late, and that you've already talked to people about (then, later, they'll deny calling that early, and claim their offices "don't even open till noon on Sundays"). But I'm not angry....much...

Okay, I lied,...I'm still pretty @#$%!& about it. And I didn't even even come close to channeling all that through Haiku. Sorry...