"I’m too sacred for the sinners/And the saints wish I would leave." - Mark Heard
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
A Friendly Warning
3/29/2010 Know that Fifth-Third Bank Will not call at five A.M. About your check card. 3/30/2010 There is no joy like Finding that you possess a Cancer-free colon.
Don't know about Fifth-Third Bank, but Walkoverya Bank will call at 8:03 AM on a SUNDAY to harass you about the 25% of your van payment that's only a couple of weeks late, and that you've already talked to people about (then, later, they'll deny calling that early, and claim their offices "don't even open till noon on Sundays"). But I'm not angry....much...
Okay, I lied,...I'm still pretty @#$%!& about it. And I didn't even even come close to channeling all that through Haiku. Sorry...
2 comments:
Wouldn't have thought you were old enough to need to discover the inner secrets of your colon, but congratulations anyway! LOL.
Don't know about Fifth-Third Bank, but Walkoverya Bank will call at 8:03 AM on a SUNDAY to harass you about the 25% of your van payment that's only a couple of weeks late, and that you've already talked to people about (then, later, they'll deny calling that early, and claim their offices "don't even open till noon on Sundays"). But I'm not angry....much...
Okay, I lied,...I'm still pretty @#$%!& about it. And I didn't even even come close to channeling all that through Haiku. Sorry...
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