1. Wake Up
3. Feed and water cat
4. Put hose on climbing hydrangea to get a wee bit of water (wait for it)
5. Get bike from garage
6. Ride to work
7. Work for nine hours (eight plus an hour lunch pleasantly spend reading)
8. Ride bike back home
9. Notice that you forgot to turn off the hose and shout "AYE CARUMBA!"