Thursday, January 10, 2008

5 Weird Facts About Me

El Shumbo tagged me with my first tag or menk or whatever. So, without further ado, here are five weird things about me.

1) Sunshine on my shoulder almost always makes me cry and sunshine on my elbows almost always makes he speak like Big Bird.

2) I'm funnier than I think I am but not intentionally.

3) I almost always have a song or a melody or a rhythm in my head, a song or a melody or a rhythm that SIMPLY MUST express itself through finger or toe tapping, much to the consternation of my darling wife.

4) I only know two jokes and can tell neither of them well.

5) The adjective that most people use to describe me is "weird".

6) The adjective that most people use to describe my music is "weird."

7) I'm not very good at counting.

8) I find non-sequitur humor to be the epitome of ketchup in a Mason Jar.

9) When I drive over humps in the road I throw my arms up like I'm on a roller coaster. So does my wife. Imagine our mutual surprise when we first did this together on an early date.


Big Doofus said...

Speaking of driving, can you remember MY car that we used to drive in? Actually, I probably had two that you might remember. I was trying to remember yours. I'm pretty sure it was blue and boxy. Was it an Omega or something?

Big Doofus said...

I'm not sure how to describe your new color. It's sort of like yellow, sort of like tan. Let's call it, "Larry."

Uvulapie said...

Larry it is!

C Ford said...

Here's another one: When I just googled 'Uvulapie' I got an ad for an Ovulation Calculator! Wonderful!