Friday, June 27, 2008

How to Build A Monkey Bars


* Because this post gets so many hits from Google, e-mail me and I'll be happy to send you dimensions and rough instructions for building your own set of monkey bars.

Step 1 - Draw up plans

Step 2 - Buy lumber (not lumberjacks, a common mistake of first-time builders)

Step 3 - Hire an Amishman

Step 4 - Enjoy your monkeybars

Step 5-(optional) - Climb monkeybars to take pictures of your garden from an exciting new perspective


Me said...

I didn't know Lyndi could draw that well. It's so professional!

Big Doofus said...

Amen, Shawn.


Uvulapie said...

I plum near forgot about that episode... that one RAWKS DUDE!

Big Doofus said...

How do you build a monkey?

Uvulapie said...

Step 1. Go to your local hardware store and buy a monk. Any denomination will do.

Step 2. Give the monk a key.

Step 3. Hide in embarrassment over reply.

Big Doofus said...

I'm sure that the Postal Service will frown upon this, but I sent a loaded gun via Express Mail to you a few days ago. It should be arriving in your mail box any day now. Go ahead and "off yourself" for the stupid monkey instructions.

P.S. Can I have your guitar amp?

Uvulapie said...

Nope, the guitar amp is being willed to voices in my head. You can have a box of sawdust from my garage and instructions on how to turn them into a scale replica of Mount Rushmore.