I haven't posted 'cause my wife had herself a baby. Here's proof:
Just born with the hospital staff still leaving the room.
All children should cry at the mention of their daddy.
This is what happens when infants get into the lemon ice chips.
Tessa Olive Hoffman, born on Father's day, 8 pounds and 5 ounces, 21 inches, 14 inch head, healthy lungs, night owl, somewhat jaundiced, perfectly perfect.